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• Good day to let down old friends who need help.
• GRAPE, n. Hail noble fruit! -- by Homer sung, Anacreon and Khayyam
  Thy praise is ever on the tongue Of better men than I am....
• If you really want to do something new, the good won't help you with it.
  Let me have men about me that are arrant knaves. The wicked, who have something on their conscience, are obliging, quick to hear threats, because they know how it's done, and for booty....
• When all else fails, let a = 7. If that doesn't help, then read the manual.