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• Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda-water the day after.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto ii, Stanza 178...
• O Mirth and Innocence! O milk and water! Ye happy mixtures of more happy days.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Beppo, Stanza 80...
• The busy have no time for tears. -- Lord Byro
• You don't have to wine and dine beer. -- Women vs. Bee
• But, oh ye lords of ladies intellectual, Inform us truly,--have they not henpeck'd you all?
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 22...
• Alas, the love of women! it is known To be a lovely and a fearful thing.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto ii, Stanza 199...
• Sweet is revenge--especially to women. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 124
• The women pardon'd all except her face.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto v, Stanza 113...
• Between men and women there is no friendship possible.
  There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship....