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• here is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary.
  In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade' appears to be missing....
• Very deep. You should send that into Reader's Digest, they've got a page for people like you.
  -- Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency...
• Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to.
  -- Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency...
• Touch us gently, Time! Let us glide adown thy stream Gently,--as we sometimes glide Through a quiet dream.
  -- Bryan W. Procter (1787-1874) -- Touch us gently, Time...
• Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer.
  I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible....
• Let Us Celebrate!
• Let us rejoice and be merry.
• The hangman let us down.
• Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write. -- John Adam