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• If a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. -- Anon.
• Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. -- H. R. Haldema
• Once an opportunity has passed, it cannot be caught. --Anon.
• Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing.
  Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not....
• Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else. Anon.
• Prejudice is a great time saver. It enables you to form opinions without bothering to get the facts.
  -- Anon....
• The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. -- Anon. Pa
• Persuasion rules OK - just this once?