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• What is the chief end of man? - to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must....
• Mark Twain, Additional Notes to his _Autobiography_, February 7, 1906
• Mark Twain, Additional Notes to his _Autobiography_, March 26, 1906
• Do right, and you will be conspicuous. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910) -- Twain's notebook as reported by Albert Bigelow Paine, Mark Twai
  A Biography (New York: Harper and Brothers, 1912)...
• Good thing about New York: Annual abandoned-auto show.
• Say the report is exaggerated. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910) -- To Evening Sun correspondent, London, April 3, 1906
  -- re: Report of his death...
• Abortion] is not an issue with the American people.
  It is a figment of your imagination if you think that this is an issue that is talked about a lot....
• Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" Mark Twai