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• Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. -- Mark Twai
• It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
  -- Mark Twain, spoken by Huck Finn, The Adventures of Huckleberry Fi...
• There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "Tom Sawyer Abroad...
• HANDYMEN do it with whatever is available
• Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
• Body-builders do it with muscle.
• Leadership, at its highest, consists of getting people to work for you when they are under no obligation to do so.