Related:

• Stupid machine did what I said, not what I wanted.
• Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?
  ' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison....
• Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?
  ' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates, hemlock is poison....
• I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.
• I know you think that you understood what you thought I said, but I am not all that sure that you understand that I seldom say what I think and even less often do I mean what I say.
• I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
  -- Robert McCloskey, U.S. State Department spokesman, at a press briefing during the Vietnam Wa...
• What is learned in youth is understood in age.
• So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. -- Yogi Berra