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  -- Fred Alle...
• Any fool can moderate, and many of them do.
• Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Jack Frost ripping up your nose Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire And folks dressed up like buffaloes Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow Helps to make the season right Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out Will find it hard to see tonight They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh And every mother's child is sure to spy To see if reindeer really scream when they die And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety two Although it's been said many time
  many ways Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!!...
• Good friends are so hard to come by: may we all value them when we find them. -- Anon.
• It is sometimes necessary to play the fool to avoid being deceived by cunning men.
  -- La Rochefoucauld...
• Why did you hire that idiot? You can't fool all of the people all of the time, so I'm breeding them for stupidity.
  -- President Weishaup...
• The ways to enrich are many, and most of them foul.--Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
• So many things you cannot do, so little time to do them all in. -- Ambidextrous Rex
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