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• The pessimist complains about the wind; The optimist expects it to change
  The realist adjusts the sails. -- William Arthur Ward...
• A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
• You know your really somebody in the software world when Richard Stallman complains about you having a gratuitous patent.
• The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
  -- Lou Holtz (American football coach)...
• Dry fish-sticks! This sucks! -- Homer complains about cafeteria fare, "Simpson and Delilah
• Carried about with every wind of doctrine. -- New Testament -- Ephesians iv, 14
• A pessimist is never disappointed.
• Cheerful pessimist -- Oxymoro
• Pessimist: An optimist with experience...