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• You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.
• When you have sick leave coming and the weather is ideal, it is most difficult to feel good when you feel bad.
• The easiest computers to use are those you don't have to.
• Computers have rights, too. Everyone talks about the rights of animals, but so far nothing has been said about the tragic plight of computers the world over.
  They are subjected to the greatest horror ever conceived...
• Those buttons you push on the traffic light post at the corner are not really connected to anything, but they make you feel better as you wait for the light to change.
  Most people who push the button feel they have done something....
• All sweet things have one thing in common ... a tendency to make you sick. -- Sooli
• Computers unite! you have nothing to lose but your operators.