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• I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. -- Samuel Goldwy
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking. :-!
• I once had a dog who, like you, insisted on being cheerful in the morning.
  I got rid of him by giving him to an immigrant Japanese family- and they ate him....
• I had a boyfriend like that once...
• I had a girlfriend like that once...
• I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, so I left!
• The harder I work, the luckier I get. -- Sam Goldwy