Related:

• A successful executive is one who can delegate all the responsibility, shift all the blame, and appropriate all the credit.
• CONSULTANT: (1) Someone you pay to take the watch off your wrist and tell you what time it is.
  (2) (For resume use) The working title of anyone who doesn't currently hold a job....
• A manager was about to be fired, but a programmer who worked for him invented a new program that became popular and sold well.
  As a result, the manager retained his job. The manager tried to give the programmer a bonus, but the programmer refused it, saying, "I wrote the program because I though it was an interesting concept, and thus I expect no reward....
• Put your trust in those who are worthy. If you can find any.
• Consultant-In-Training
• You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.