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• I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Than cry with the saints, The sinners are much more fun!
  -- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young...
• Just trying to keep up...
• Just as the results of inebriety are most painful to the habitually sobe
  and just as the greatest saints have often been the greatest sinners, so, when the first class brain does something stupid, the stupidity of that occasion is colossal....
• He who slings mud generally loses ground. -- Adlai Stevenso
• A politician is a person who approaches a question with an open mouth. ADLAI STEVENSON
• Keep your fears to yourself; share your courage with others. -- Robert Louis Stevenso
• Democrats keep trying to cut down on their smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.