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• Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
  -- George Bu...
• Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
  -- George Bu...
• Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
  -- George Bu...
• Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend
  I got started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray....
• Punning is the worst vice, and there's no vice versa.
• Non-smokers are the worst advertisment for not smoking.
• The nickel cigar is a thing of the past. It won't return again.
  It can't! The Environmental Protection Agency won't let it......
• The worst is enemy of the bad.
• What this country needs is a good five cent cigar that sells for a nickel and smells more expensive.
  This is not what we got right now....