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• Among what he called his precepts were such as these
  Do not stir the fire with a sword. Do not sit down on a bushel....
• Cross you heart, hope to die, Stick a needle in your eye, Jam a dagger in your thigh, Eat a horse manure pie!
  -- Bart, from The Simpso...
• Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers. Greek Proverb
• Into your heart it will creep.
• Listen to your heart.
• I do not eat to live. I live to eat.
• The Abysmal repeated. If you are sincere, you have success in your heart, And whatever you do succeeds.
• Monty Pythagoras: The Ministry of Silly Geometry.
• Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.