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• Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
  -- Doug Larso...
• If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
  -- Doug Larso...
• What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
  -- Doug Larso...
• A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. -- Doug Larso
• Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
  -- Doug Larso...
• All innovation is accomplished by lazy people who were tired of doing things the hard way.
• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing pole.
  -- Doug Larso...
• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
  -- Doug Larso...
• Some people drive as if turn signals were an option.