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• Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
  -- Ann Lande...
• No one has right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.
  -- Ann Landers, nationally sindicated advice columnist -- and Director at Handgun Control Inc....
• One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed.
  -- Ann Lande...
• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Lande
• There is no conclusive evidence of life after death.
  But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know....
• I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead