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• IBM: It may be slow, but at least it's expensive.
• What method of suicide is the best? Dying of old age: it takes the longest and most planning.
• Humans are unreliable, inefficient, often lazy, sometimes pregnant, liable to strike, need to be fed and paid, take up a lot of space and are slow by computer standards.
• The Bible doesn't forbid suicide. It's Catholic directive, intended to slow down their loss of martyrs.
  -- Ellen Blackstone...
• Quote #447 No, I don't think smoking should be illegal.
  Smokers are already getting the death penalty!...
• Quote #124 `Do not use procedures; they are expensive'.
  -- -- from IBM's PL/I (F) documentation, circa 1966...
• Memory serves wise commanders. Tz'u-hsi, 638 AD
• If it's suicide you're after Master Bruce, I have the recipe for an old family potion.
  It's slow working and quite painful, you'd like it....
• Quote #121 There are few situations in life that cannot be resolved promptly
  and to the satisfaction of all concerned, by either suicide, a bag of gold, or thrusting a despised antagonist over a precipice on a dark night....