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• A system admin's life is a sorry one. The only advantage he has over Emergency Room doctors is that malpractice suits are rare.
  On the other hand, ER doctors never have to deal with patients installing new versions of their own innards!...
• SysAdmins can't be sued for malpractice but surgeons don't have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards.
• Old doctors never die. They just lose their patients.
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....
• The present time has one advantage over every other. It is our own. -- Colto
• The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that one hast honest politicians scrupulous lawyers, and altruistic doctors, while the other only has beings from outer space.
  -- William John Watki...
• Doctors always over-protect their patients. And Captains always push themselves too hard.
  -- Dr. Crusher and Capt. Rachel Garrett, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2...
• Three doctors were talking about their favorite patients.
  The first said that he preferred operating on Germans because their organs were lined up in exactly the right position....
• One kind of brain-scanning device is used by doctors to monitor normal as well as abnormal activity in a patient's brain.
  The device provides precise measurements of blood flow in the brain, a known indicator of how the brain is working....