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• Quote #162 My Teco code is already cryptographically secure, thank you!
  ) -- Henry Baker, hbaker@netcom.com, comp.arch, 23 May 1994...
• Quote #113 ASSIGNMENT = COPY + KILL + TRANSFER (You can't use assignment and claim to be a REDUCED IS Computer.
  ) -- Henry Baker (hbaker@netcom.com) IS = Instruction Set....
• Quote #215 It's truly a shame that Knuth never really got into Lisp.
  His books would be _more_ readable, and TeX might actually have been a decent language....
• Shit Happens' according to... Bush: Read my lip
  o more shit! Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture....
• Quote #440 According to Jon Bentley and Bjarne Stroustrup, rewriting malloc/free is one of the most rewarding forms of entertainment for SW people.
  -- Henry Baker [(Re: allocator and GC locality (was Re...
• Quote #467 Well, both speed and reproducibility are important in a compiler, just like sexuality and reliability are both important in a spouse.
  The speed of a compiler and the sexuality in a spouse get you interested, but the reproducibility and reliability are what convince you to keep them....
• Quote #247 "My ambition is handicapped by laziness.
  -- Bukowskis Alter Ego Henry Chinaski in "Factotum...
• drool-proof paper n. Documentation that has been obsessively dumbed dow
  o the point where only a cretin could bear to read it, is said to have succumbed to the `drool-proof paper syndrome' or to have been `written on drool-proof paper'....
• drool-proof paper: n. Documentation that has been obsessively {dumbed down}
  o the point where only a {cretin} could bear to read it, is said to have succumbed to the `drool-proof paper syndrome' or to have been `written on drool-proof paper'....