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• Quote #50 I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.
  What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar....
• I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.
  What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar....
• I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.
  What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar....
• And what its worth, ask death-beds; they can tell.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 51...
• 22) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right!
  I never would've thought of that!'" --Dave Barry...
• I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses .