Quote #353
Q: I think my PC is broken.
A: Really? How can you tell?
-- .sig of Volker Herminghaus-Shirai (vhs@NextDotCom.langen.bull.de)
Q: I think my PC is broken.
A: Really? How can you tell?
-- .sig of Volker Herminghaus-Shirai (vhs@NextDotCom.langen.bull.de)
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