Quote #198
Not so, just scared. Think of the poor lady who feared the metric system
because she couldn't afford to have her gas tank removed from her car and
replaced with one that holds liters instead of gallons.
-- Kenneth S. Manning
Not so, just scared. Think of the poor lady who feared the metric system
because she couldn't afford to have her gas tank removed from her car and
replaced with one that holds liters instead of gallons.
-- Kenneth S. Manning
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