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• Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.
• IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
  Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful....
• Sorry about the crayon. They won't let me have any sharp objects.
• Inknition: the metal clicker at the top of ball point pens.
• There are two types of dirt: The dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
• Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should a) stop immediately.
  b) proceed slowly through the intersection. c) blow the horn....
• Opening a tin is difficult, especially when you attempt this bare handed!