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• A CONS is an object which cares. -- Bernie Greenberg.
• LISP car-and-cdr worlds are a more reasonable representation of the things that make life interesting than fixed decimal(15) or FILE OLDMSTR RECORD IS PAYROLL.
  -- Bernie Greenberg...
• ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ======================== CAR and CDR now return extra values.
  The function CAR now returns two values. Since it has to go to the trouble to figure out if the object is carcdr-able anyway, we figured you might as well get both halves at once....
• cons /konz/ or /kons/ [from LISP] 1. vt. To add a new element to a specified list, esp.
  at the top. "OK, cons picking a replacement for the console TTY onto the agenda....
• cons: /konz/ or /kons/ [from LISP] 1. vt. To add a new element to a specified list, esp.
  at the top. "OK, cons picking a replacement for the console TTY onto the agenda....
• Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?