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• Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this.
• Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System. If you are trying to reach Heaven, please press 1.
  For Valhalla, press 2. For Hades, press 3. If you are trying to reach Nirvana, you're going about it all wrong, so *we* certainly can't help you....
• Voice 1: Answer the phone, please, Hal. Voice 2: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
  -- Answering machine madness - machine theme...
• Durken: "I will have to say that this morning, I was the leader of the universe as I knew it.
  This afternoon, I am only a voice in a chorus. But I think it was a good day....
• A mysterious recorded voice groans into life and announce
  "This exit is closed. Please leave via main office....
• Please hold onto the handrail. Do not spit over the side.
  [and repeated in Spanish] -- Heavenly voice, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...