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• Seven: " Dad, what's retirement?" Al: " It's when a woman marries and a man die
• The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium
• He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!
  Or maybe he'd like to PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORIZE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!...
• A man will be a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife.
  -- Al Bundy, (Married With Children)...
• What this country needs is a good no-scent cigar. -- William D. Tammeu
• Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?
• Al Gore hugs trees.
• Bill and Al: The Stepford Husbands.
• Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente