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• Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
  Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?...
• What do you mean, 'the computer LIKES CHEESE?!
• What causes the holes in Swiss cheese?
• You can't even cut the cheese.
• CHEAPO SEX MASSEUSE -- a quarter pounder.
• The moon is made of green cheese. -- John Heywood (1497-1580)
• The moon is made of green cheese. -- John Heywood
• What is good to know is that cheese whiz exists and milk whiz doesn't.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• You... do *have* some cheese, don't you?