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• Bill Clinton wants to tax my *what*?
• The world is my lobster. -- Henry J. Tillma
• If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located, well-cushioned showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes from Broadway, I'll be on this corner tomorrow at 11 with my tongue hanging out.
  -- S. J. Perelma...
• If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located, well-cushioned showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes from Broadway, I'll be on this corner tomorrow at 11 with my tongue hanging out.
  -- S. J. Perelma...
• Sex & Drugs & Rock'n Roll Is all my body wants.
• As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master.
  This expresses my idea of democracy. Anything that differs from this, to the extent that it differs, is no democracy....
• What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J. D. Farley