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• If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
  -- Francis M. Voltaire (1694-1778) -- Epitre a l'Auteur du Livre des Trois Imposteurs, cxi...
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire, "Epitres, XCVI
• It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been necessary to invent it. -- Karl Lehenbaue
• If hyperspace did not already exist, science fiction writers would have had to invent it.
  -- Peter Oakley...
• Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea?
  how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea....
• The sea is everything. It covers seven-tenths of the globe.
  Its breath is pure and healthy. It is an immense desert where a man is never alone, for he can feel life quivering all about him....
• This does not exist.
• If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.