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• First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
  -- F. Scott Fitzgerald...
• When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the assembled bar patrons.
  A loud general cheer went up. After downing his whiskey, he hopped onto a barstool and shouted "When I take another drink, *everybody* takes another drink!...
• No machine can replace man until it learns to drink!
• A statesman is an easy man, He tells his lies by rote
  A journalist makes up his lies And takes you by the throa...
• Drink, Drink, Drink, and be ill tonight. -- Morrisey
• I'll drink to that!
• Could ye use a little water in your whiskey?" "When ay drink whiskey, ay drink whiskey, an' when ay drink water, ay drink water.
  -- Maureen O'Sullivan and Barry Fitzgerald in THE QUIET MAN, begorra....
• A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
• Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.