A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.

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• SEXUAL EYE SIGNALS --
  diddlywinks...
• There is a remedy for everything; it is called death.
  Portuguese...
• What is bought is cheaper than a gift.
  Portuguese...
• Beware of a man that does not talk and a dog that does not bark.
  Portuguese...
• The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
  Portuguese...
• Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure.
  Portuguese...
• No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
  Danish...
• One cannot both feast and become rich.
  Ashanti...
• Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote "The Golden Ass".
  Edward...