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• The older the whine, the more sour the grapes.
• What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?
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• Debts are like children: the smaller they are the more noise they make. Spanish Proverb
• Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One more drunk.
• Thou wilt quarrel with a man that hath a hair more or a hair less in his beard than thou hast.
  Thou wilt quarrel with a man for cracking nuts, having no other reason but because thou hast hazel eye...
• Every invalid is a doctor. Irish Proverb
• It is not a fish until it is on the bank. Irish Proverb
• When two quarrel, both are to blame. Dutch Proverb
• When you have sour cream every problem looks like a potato.