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• The moon only rises once a day?
• You don't get once-in-a-lifetime offers like this every day.
• Better ask twice than go wrong once. -- German Proverb
• I was walking on the moon one day, when....
• I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Still tired from the move.
  Day 2: Everyone talks to me like I'm an idiot....
• A woman without a man is like a garden without a fence. German Proverb
• O, how full of briers is this working-day world! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc.
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• Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup.
  Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher. The tires popped, and the shocks broke, but that truck kept bouncing....
• Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week.
  Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days until the condition clears up....