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• Welsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep can't cook.
• The Welsh are the only husbands to put their wives on their national flag.
• Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.
  -- Welsh Proverb...
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• Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
  Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!...
• A woman either loves or hates, there is no third course. Latin Proverb
• I meant no harm by staying alive! I only did it as a joke!
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