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• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• All the troubles of man come from his not knowing how to sit still. -- Pascal
• Man only likes to count his troubles, but he does not count his joys. Fyodor Dostoyevsky
• Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are all discreet, One who murmurs that his wife Is the lodestar of his life, One who keeps assuring you That he never was untrue, Never loved another one.
  .. Lady, lady, better run! -- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note...
• Even such is time, that takes in trust Our youth, our joys, our all we have, And pays us but with age and du
  Who in the dark and silent grave, When we have wandered all our ways, Shuts up the story of our days....
• Never trust a man who can count to 1,023 on his fingers.
• If you meet a man who tells you that his favorite food is barbecued garlic cloves, you are talking to what is basically a very lonely man.
• Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. American Proverb
• You can't trust a man who won't shave himself on his own hangover.