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• A small farmer on a kibbutz was talking to a big Texan.
  The Texan says, "How big is your farm?" Well, he says, it's 200 feet by 300 feet....
• When you throw dirt, you lose ground. Texan Proverb
• Never touch your eye but with your elbow. -- English Proverb
• Never draw your dirk when a blow will do it. Scottish Proverb
• Never fall out with your bread and butter. English Proverb
• Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law. Japanese Proverb
• Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law. -- Japanese Proverb
• Never take a stone to break an egg when you can use the back of your knife. -- Scottish Proverb
• If you stop every time a dog barks, your road will never end. Arab Proverb