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• Never take a stone to break an egg when you can use the back of your knife. -- Scottish Proverb
• The fastest draw is when the sword never leaves the scabbard.
  The strongest way to block is never to provoke a blow....
• Live and let live. -- Scottish proverb
• People often talk of my drinking, but they never speak of my thirst. -- Scottish proverb
• Beefsteaks and porter are good belly mortar. -- Scottish Proverb
• Better bend than break. -- Scottish Proverb
• Confessed faults are half mended. Scottish Proverb
• Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion. Scottish Proverb
• Why do scottish people refuse to buy refrigerators?
  They don't believe that the light will go out when you close the door....