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If You Can't Lick 'em, Join 'em. American Proverb
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If you can't lick 'em, join 'em.
American Proverb
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If you can't lick 'em, join 'em. American Proverb
If you can't lick 'em---bite 'em!
If you can't fight 'em, and they won't let you join 'em, best get out of the country.
-- "Pappy" Maverick (in Maverick)...
Pop a Poppler in your mouth When you come to Fishy Joe's What they're made of is a mystery Where they come from no one knows You can pick 'em you can lick 'em you can chew 'em you can stick 'em If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.
You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
If you can't beat em', mod em'.
If you can't write 'em, steal 'em
You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read
You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep.
