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To err is human, to really mess, buy an Amiga
To err is human, to really screw up takes Windows.
To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
To err is human - what's your excuse?
To err is humor.
To err is to screw up....
To err may become inhuman.
To escape criticism -- do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. -- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs -- it will let you go instantly.
Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES.
.. Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
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