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Thus spake the master Ninjei: "If your application does not run correctly, do not blame the operating system.
-- The Zen of Programming...
Thus spake the master programmer: "When the program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes.
-- The Tao of Programming...
Thus, the cookie crumbles.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry...
Thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act v, Sc.
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Thus times do shift,--each thing his turn does hold
New things succeed, as former things grow old....
Thus use your frog
Thus we play the fools with the time, and the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
Thus when I shun Scylla, your father, I fall into Charybdis, your mother.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iii, Sc. 5...
Thus, when the lamp that lighted The traveller at first goes out, He feels awhile benighted, And looks around in fear and doubt.
But soon, the prospect clearing, By cloudless starlight on he tre...

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