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Spring appears, and we are once more children.
Springes to catch woodcocks. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 3
Spring is God's way of saying, "One more time!
Spring is here, spring is here, Life is skittles and life is beer.
Spring is sprung, the grass is riz. I wonders where the boidies is.
Some soi the boid is on the wing. But that's absoid! The wing's on the boid....
Spring is wonderful. It makes you feel young enough to do those things that age and your doctor tell you not to do.
Spring makes everything young again except humans.
Sprinters do it after years of conditioning.
Sprinters do it in less than 10 seconds.
Sprung from cages on highway 9, chrome wheels fuel injected and stepping out over the line.
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