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oftware laser: n. An optical laser works by bouncing photons back and forth between two mirrors, one totally reflective and one partially reflective.
If the lasing material (usually a crystal...
Software means never having to say you're finished.
Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
Software reliablity specialists keep it up longer.
SOFTWARE ROT n.
Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap
Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more "user-friendly".
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Software Testers do it over and over again.
Software that's harder to patch." -John Jacobs -- ...understanding Firmware...
Software Troubleshooter - Roger w/44 Magnum
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