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Smear the road with a runner!!
Smetana mistakenly showed up at a theater across the street from the one in which his opera was playing.
He didn't know which side his bride was bartered on. -- Henry Morga...
S met ing's hap ening t my k ybo rd . .
Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
Smile, and the world smiles with you. Frown, and you frown alone.
Smile, and the world smiles with you. Frown, and you get credit for thinking.
Smile, and you'll get one back.
Smile, but sharpen your knives.
Smile! Cthulhu is ignoring you!
Smile, Cthulhu loathes you!
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