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RULES? There ain't no rules in a knife fi<GOOMPH&l
Rules? What rules?
Rules! Who needs rules!
Rule the rost. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. v
RUM, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Rumor has it that former Senator John Tower cheats at solitaire.
Lengthy congressional investigation to discover source of dishonesty to follow....
RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
Rumor: The main ingredient in tooth-paste is sugar.
Rumor travels faster, but it doesn't stay put as long as truth.
-- William Rogers, The Illiterate Dige...
RUMOUR: Amigas, built from discarded IBMs..

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