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OTRCNNXF - Off The Record CNN Exclusive False-report - given to CNN by us so that Saddam will believe it to be the gospel truth.
Neat, eh? -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
Ouch! You ran into one of the mirrored walls.
Our actions are our own; thier consequences belong to Heaven. -- St. Franci
Our advanced and fashionable thinkers are, naturally, out on a wide swing of the pendulum, away from the previous swing of the pendulum.
If you want to reach dead center, you will do well to avoid th...
Our affections are our life. We live by them; they supply our warmth. -- William Ellery Channing
Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead. -- Sinclair Lewi
Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with.
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act iv, Sc. 1...
Our armies swore terribly in Flanders," cried my Uncle Toby, "but nothing to this.
-- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Tristram Shandy, Vol. iii, Chap. xi...
Our big social institutions do not reflect human nature; they distort it. -- Edward Abbey
Our birth is nothing but our death begun, As tapers waste the moment they take fire.
-- Edward Young...

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