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An epicece Gnome of Zurich, wearing a three-piece suit and carrying a safety deposit box materializes in the room.
You seem to have forgotten to deposit your valuables," he says, tapping the lid of...
An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly. -- E. P. Whipple
An equal opportunity flamethrower.
An era can be said to end when its basic illusions are exhausted. -- Arthur Mille
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
Anergy-State: Any state of the Universe, or any portion of it, which requires the expenditure of human effort or ingenuity to bring it into line with human desires, needs, or pleasures.
-- Dr. John G...
Aneroid Barometer: Meteorological instrument which sailors often use to confirm the onset of bad weather.
Its readings, together with heavy rain, severe rolling, high wi...
An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. -- O.A. Battista
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
An error is simply a failure to adjust immediately from a preconception to an actuality.
-- John Cage, compose...

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