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An engineer is a man who can do for a dime what any fool can do for a dollar.
An engineer is an unordinary person who can do for one dollar what any ordinary person can do for two dollars.
An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded summation, leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your arguments, Sir Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!
Sir Geoffrey responded...
An Englishman is a man who lives on an island in the North Sea governed by Scotsmen.
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. -- A. P. Herbe
An Englishman thinks he is moral only when he is uncomfortable.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
An enneahedron is solid with nine faces.
An enterprise employing more than 1000 people becomes a self-perpetuating empire, creating so much internal work that it no longer needs any contact with the outside world.
-- Parkinson's Law of 1000...
An entire fraternity of strapping Wall-Street-bound youth.
Hell - this is going to be a blood bath! -- Post Bros. Comic...

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