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Miscellaneous Collections

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An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
An electrician worries about current events.
An elegant sufficiency, content, Retirement, rural quiet, friendship, books, Ease and alternate labour, useful life, Progressive virtue, and approving Heaven!
-- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Sea...
An Elementary-School student's comment on politic
Some of our presidents never did much else and are famous only because they became president....
An elephant: a mouse built to government specifications. -- Lazarus Long
An elephant can be pregnant for up to two years.
An elephant is a mouse using OS/2 ...
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system." -- ...understanding Window
An elephant is like long-term memory" -- A blind psychologi
An elven cloak is always the height of fashion.

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