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An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once
it gets eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only person who will sit on its face is its mother....
An egg today is better than a hen tomorrow. -- Ben Frankli
An egg without salt is like a kiss from a beardless man.
An ego like a black hole.
An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
An Egyptian King passing gas is a toot uncommon.
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey.
It is out on loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside the stable....
An elected official is one who got 51% of the vote cast by 42% of the 67 percent of the people who are eligible to vote.
When you calculate the odds, you are just damn lucky to get anyone to run fo...
An election year is the time politicians want to help us out of all the trouble they got us into in the first place.
An electrical engineer deals with current events.

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